Letter to the Times

Here's a letter I'm just about to the post. I may be drunk, but I can still compose a mean letter without the help of the paperclip:

Dear Sir,

From personal experience and as a student at one of the countries many “polytechnic” universities, I can confidently assure your readers that there are many young people at this country’s lower-table universities who ought not to be there.

I can, however, also assure your readers that many students at the countries “top” universities are just as ignorant and alien to the real world as those at seemingly lesser establishments.

Therefore I beg employers to not look at the university an employment candidate went to, more look at whether the candidate in question is a complete and utter dickhead or not. Base your decision on that factor and you may not be successful statistically, but at least you’ll have taught the arrogant tosser a lesson.

Yours faithfully,

Jack Worrall

Railway Engineering Student

Sheffield Hallam University

Sheffield.